Doing the Update Shuffle

So a few blog updates in general, for those that are interested.

First off, China, Zoomie, Snake, etc - I am the biggest tool on earth for not making it to the shindig.  There were obligations with regards to childcare within the tribe.  I am going to hit up K's booth at the 1500 when it happens; hopefully I can see some of you there, but if there is something going on sooner I will remain in the loop and do my best to make up for this galling failure.

Second: Whoever is anonymously posting the friendly hyperbole: don't change a thing.  Every time you make my day, whoever the fuck you are.  I'm a sucker for flattery, particularly obviously exaggerated flattery, so thanks, homie.

Third: The knife fighting course is still on track.  It has morphed into a video blog entry as the text was just a great groaning block of overwritten chatter even by my standards.  This presents me with a unique dilemma though, as I'm not wild about putting my face all over this website.  I'd prefer to keep my identity concealed, but I don't want to deal with the ridicule that will no doubt come if I do the whole thing in a black balaclava.  I'm either blurring out my face in post production or just going to say fuck it and let the internetz get a good look at me.  Anyway, principal shooting starts very soon and will cover section 1 of the syllabus.

Fourth: Two zombie bloggers have re-emergd, slouching and moaning, from the grave of idleness-Sigboy, who is contemplating moving URLS in this post, and Deschain over at De-Domesticating the Modern Male.  Both are great guys that I have known on the ZS forum for some time.  Be sure to check them out.

In conclusion: Fuck all motherfuckers, I'm listening to Hank.