Severed Dick Sushi

I must admit, I have been wanting to use that exact title for a blog post for some time.

Check it out: Japanese artist cooks and serves his own genitals.

The fatal tweet?

(Please retweet) I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen.  Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location

If you are wondering about the recipe:

He divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, who each paid $250-a-plate, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

So yeah.  If you were ever wondering how to cook severed dick, you're welcome.