My Life in One-Liners

CBTT Musing Aloud: So, if like, Erin Palette is the gun blogosphere's bratty little sister, does that make me the creepy psycho cousin with the meth lab?

CBTT To Gaming Group: Nothing about me should leave the impression that I do not fuck butts.

CBTT To Co-Workers: Most of your commercially produced 'LSD' is actually LSA.  The differences...are minimal.  But mixing it with bath salts?  That is just interesting.  It puts it in a rather exlusive category-methods for drug ingestion that I have not tried.

CBTT To Gracie: Your feet are getting wet.  And you have mud on your knees.  And your dress is torn.  And that bug you appear to be eating is probably not very nutritious.  Hm...Daddy's really putting himself out of the running for Parent of the Year, huh?

CBTT To Second In Command: Functionally, we have to be able to deploy at a moment's notice 24/7, and in practice that means we have to be able to do it drunk and high.  Besides, our cultural heritage practically requires drinking and shooting.

CBTT To His Lovely Wife: Look, I'm not saying I don't wanna fuck (Mutual Acquaintance) just that she is pissing me off.

CBTT To Facebook: Candy is dandy but ice is nice.