Everyone should giggle this much while relatively sober.
Look out for my Special Report: Hannah Montana and the Fundamental Injustice of Humanity. It is mostly about how much I hate Billy Ray Cyrus.
Fuck ya'll crackahs I'm gonna have a cigarette. I have developed a real taste for American Spirit rollies lately. I've been re-reading The Dark Tower, in order and on less acid and perhaps completing it this time, and it makes me feel like a gunslinger. I doubt Roland of Gilead used a rolling machine though.
So about that cigarette...