Sunday, October 25, 2009

Threads from an Unraveling Tapestry

This is probably going to be the only recurring section of my venture into blogdom. I'll use it to point out things that, in my view, are showing we are living in The End Times (and thats always capitalized) as well as things I just flat out disapprove of. I'll add some small commentary to each, since I hate blogs that just parrot news stories without creating any content.

The case of Melanie Hain, who learned too late the first rule of gunfighting (have a gun ON YOU) has the anti gun blogosphere short stroking into a frenzy, perching on the corpse like a vulture and dipping their greedy beaks into the story with glee, before the fuckin' body is even cold. Have we fallen so far as a nation that a bunch of pro feminists are applauding a domestic violence murder because it furthers their agenda? Also, this woman's husband was a police officer-and yet I don't hear anybody clamoring to disarm the police.

Teens recieve sentencing in Gang Rape case. Not that gang rape is a new thing-but reading some of the transcripts and listening to these sick fuck's parents make excuses for them (My poor child, he was abused, I was a junkie, he was born addicted to cocaine) is just ludicrous. Listen, the whole abused / neglected / disadvantaged childhood is an okay excuse if you get busted for a dime bag or get in a drunken barfight or some shit. But it doesn't really apply to sadistic gang bangs at gunpoint. To say nothing of all the whiners going "They have their whole lives ahead of them, don't put 'em away for LIIIIIIIFE!" Motherfuckers, I say a life sentence is pretty goddamn generous.

British scared shitless by Glass Bottles. The way things are going, our good friends across the pond are going to be running around with foam booties and retard helmets, and they'll saw all the corners off of Buckingham palace. I kind of want to make fun of them for it, but its kind of like laughing at a kid in a wheelchair after you push him down the stairs-more sad than funny. Well, okay, still kind of funny. Not that I would know.

Monday, October 19, 2009

From My Myspace Blog - Hang 'Em High

People often ask me what my views on capital punishment are. The answer is simple-I believe capital punishment is utterly necessary, but modern methods like lethal injection or the gas chamber are way too fuckin' expensive. It takes a staff of 10 guards, two doctors and probably plenty of money, and just building a gas chamber is only slightly less expensive than a space station. Hell, just letting the bastard languish around making frivolous appeals and stall for 20 years is too much upkeep. So if you ask me, we need to go back to something cheap.

Hanging, when done properly, is actually quite humane-a snapped neck and a couple of flops, and its all over. Rope is cheap-we don't even have to use natural cordage anymore, we have a lot of great synthetic cordage that spares guards the labor of having to stretch, wax and soak the damn rope. The only other expense outlay is for a cheap stool and a high crossbeam, and you only need one guy to kick the stool out from under the condemned's feet. And the best part is, with modern cordage, we can use the same setup over and over as long as we need to.

But the real kicker is this: a hanging is a public, grisly spectacle that we, as money grubbing Americans, can not only perform cheaply but actually charge admission to. Right now the justice system is a huge money sink, but if we start charging 25 bucks a head to see a public hanging, I bet we could get it to turn a profit in no time. Hell, in time, we might even have other sources of revenue-Advertising logos painted on the hanging platform, the condemned going to his death in Nike sneakers and a Mountain Dew T-shirt, concessions-hell, a cash bar-and bam, suddenly it's not only cheap to execute society's chaff, but damned profitable.

Building on that concept, if you really wanted to turn a profit on society's misery (and who doesn't?) you could even start up a brutal gladitorial arena and fire up your own reality tv show. The ad copy practically writes itself. "This sunday, on Convict Slaughter Roundup-P-Nada and Lil' Moses have survived the first round, but the stakes are rising and tonight they have to challenge the X-TREME Molten Metal HELL WALK! Will they stick together and hope to survive legitimately, or will P-Nada add another notch to his belt and kick his buddy into 1200 degrees of RETRIBUTION! Tune in Sunday at 10 pm EST to find out! For live ticket info, contact ticketmaster. Sponsored by McDonalds-Official Food of the Inmate Death League."

Man. Sometimes my own genius astounds me.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Partisan Politics, Gang Rape, and You

Asking a population to choose between Democratic and Republican rule is like deciding which dick is going to rape your mouth and which one is going to rape your asshole.

For too long in this country, we've had to decide between them, swapping one party out of the majority because we are pissed at what they did during their tenure, and voting in the other one that gets down to the sodomy as fast as they can slip on a rubber. We had 8 years of W telling us to be afraid and go along with "a few reasonable security precautions" (Read: Rape) to prevent terrorism, and we, as a nation, got so fed up with it that we voted in the big O, who is now pleading with us to go along with "A few common sense gun restrictions" (Read: Rape) to prevent terrorism. The only "Change" we got was the flavor of terrorist we were being 'protected' from. Big O hasn't repealed the Patriot Act, hasn't gotten the unlawfully detained fucks at Gitmo a fair trial, and hasn't stopped encouraging the Federal Reserve to print off more unbacked currency, hasn't really done anything to make you any more free than you were under the religious right fascist that preceded him-but his supporters are swallowing his load with gleeful fervor anyway, while babbling about how good it tastes compared to the Republican majority that preceded it. Both parties are still cashing their paychecks; both are still benefitting from the system of legalised bribery known as 'campaign contributions' and I bet that if the Republicans win the majority in 2010 they won't do a damned thing to undo any damage done by their predecessors.

Oh, they'll pass some new laws, perhaps even radical new laws. But I'm not interested in a politician that wants to pass laws anymore. I'm thinking its about time to start electing politicians that will repeal the laws that are unconstitutional, unenforcable and ridiculous. Call me a radical, but my asshole is starting to bleed and my jaw hurts like hell and all anybody can think to do is swap them out.

We're being spit roasted, played like a fucking accordion with the Reds pounding our backdoors while the Blues skull fuck our mouths and a partisan media diddles the keys. The only Change we can accomplish this way is making sure the dick raping our mouth tastes like shit.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Meet the Scumfuck

I'm not terribly good at introducing myself.

I'm a libertarian, survivalist, polyamorous, sexual deviant with a taste for fine literature across the high-to-low brow spectrum, scary looking semi automatic firearms, martial arts of the Filipino persuasion, pen and paper RPGs, violent movies, fat spliffs and large bong rips. I've had mostly the same friends since high school; when I accept someone into my circle, I keep them there for the long term. My greatest blessings are my friends (insane) family (insane) wife (insane, but high functioning thank God) and my daughter (so adorable its crazy).

I have a fascination with abandoned buildings, freak statistical outliers, self reliant people who are comfortable being outside of the mainstream, disgusting critters and cynical politics.

You could apply a million labels to me and I would make them all look bad. In general I don't like to play the name game. When people ask for my sexual orientation I put "Degenerate."

My dream is to live with two princesses in a castle built of rusty shipping containers, with a deep well and a good field of fire surrounding it.

I'm not exactly sure why I'm publicly blogging, except perhaps some weird lingering hope that someone out there shares my views, that the world can still see reason. I'm mostly going to blog about politics, guns, the travails of "Unicorn Hunting", the difficulties in setting up an autonomous survivalist "gulch" community, the always hilarious craziness of our World of Darkness Avatar campaign, and all the little things that I believe point out that we are experiencing mass social decay. I'll point out stupidity on both sides of the political aisle, particularly exquisite lesbian kissing scenes in movies, the threat of Zombie Apocalypse and the tenets on my cracker barrel philosphies and LSD addled religious beliefs.