Wednesday, May 14, 2014
I am not, in fact, dead (or even undead) at this time. Some of you have used various means to contact me and check on my welfare; that is seriously awesome of you but I am OK.
My world stagnates when it's not burning, but I am almost ready to join civilization again.
I have wandered deep in the wild and wooly beyond of Xanax and Sodomy, and returned intact-I hope. Soon you will all be subject to the merciless scalpel of my bent logic once again, and somehow be better for it. But I have to get my shit together just a little more before I can accept regular visitors to my funhouse.
Thank you for your concern and patience, you fucking degenerates.