Joo know whas fucked up meng?
(I'm Mexican today, run tell your friends. This is good herb we've been blessed with lately, praises to the most high.)
So I almost always get 100's when I go get cigarettes. There are a lot of reasons, but mostly because Benson & Hedges only come in 100's and I'm used to it. And I mean, the price is the same.
Hold up, the price is the same? For more tobacco?
Think of this for a moment. The taxes on the product are so high, that the actual size and content of the product is irrelevant. And not six months goes by before someone else slaps a sin tax on the eeeeeeeebil tobacco companies.
Doesn't that just make you want to dump a bunch of cigarettes in Boston Harbor?
Thass fucked up meng.
Keep smoking, kids, or Grandma's check is going to run out and she'll starve. If the uptight bitch would have just smoked this whole time she'd be dead by now, but she didn't and you need to pay someone to wipe her ass for all 129 years of her life. You don't want granny to starve, do you? Buy your fuckin' friends a pack.
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