You know why the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie was panned so bad by fans of the show? It isn't necessarily because Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans are a bunch of douchebag hipsters. Mostly, it was because Mastodon appeared at the beginning, blew everyone's face away, and then did not appear in the rest of the film. They set the bar too high in the first minutes and then gave you what was basically a long episode of the show.
That whole movie should have been about Snack Food Mastodon showing up in places from the show and ruining everyone's shit. The main cast shouldn't even have been in it until the very end, whereupon Snack Food Mastodon ruins their shit and closes out the movie with another song. THAT would have been a movie to remember. Instead we all sat in the theatre with our buzz slowly wearing off going "Man...should have gotten the DVD so we could get high again."
It isn't too late, Adult Swim. Snack Food Mastodon: The Series would do pretty well. Why? Because there is nothing more awesome than Mastodon.
I have never agreed more wholeheartedly with anything I have ever read on the internet.
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