Recon

Friday, September 7, 2012

Emergency State of the Drug Culture Address


Once again from my pulpit as God Emperor of Freaks, Faggots, Drunks and Junkies, I am forced to come to the podium to talk about an issue that is still, despite my rants on the subject, quite frankly killing us all.

First off: E Tu, Kumar?

Every fucking time.  I get this shit every fucking time.

The guy makes his fortune off of stoners.  They(we) get baked enough that his shitty movies are funny and give him their money.  And the guy lies to cover for the Big O, saying and I quote:

"But what the president has done is take a really smart look at the Department of Justice and said, given the fact that the federal government has limited resources, we should be allocating them toward violent criminals and not towards non-violent criminals."

Either you are lying or completely retarded, Penn.  The memo stoners like to tout about MM facility raids has already been tossed to the wayside like a used rubber-I mean why actually stick with the policy when you can tout the one memo through the whole election cycle-and Obama has ordered more medical Marijuana raids per year than W did.  Which is it?  Shill or moron?  I suppose they aren't mutually exclusive.

Oh, and the people that pay your bills by buying your shit are being murdered and imprisoned, BTW.  No big deal, right?  I mean as long as you can claim deferred status on the DREAM act, an endless cycle of incarceration and murder to fight the devil weed is no big deal.  I mean, its just weed, guys, it isn't the most important thing.  LOL stoners.  So stupid and predictable.

Oh, and you know what other promise your boy Obama has broken?  You know that horrible place where terrorists and funny looking American citizens are sexually abused by racist homophobic rednecks, as you so brilliantly portray here?



Yeah, still open by the way.  But nothing about this whole scenario screams hypocrite, eh?

Fuck you, Penn, and all your D list celebrity pals.  I hope they outlaw Botox next.

Stoners, Vote Gary Johnson or Get The Fuck Out of the Way.

9 comments:

  1. as we approach another harvest all i have 2 say iswhere are the mother fucking cookies?

    Liberty Valance

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  2. oh yea, vote mitt and keroiden and jim jones and allu utopia folks enjoy.life,like whisky and pussy,should be taken straight up.
    Liberty Valance

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  3. I joined your group of scumfucketeers and am really looking forward to announcing that Scumfuck living in Babylon has joined my site . Pleaseeeeeeee! It will freak the fuck out of my more conservative readers! Besides I really like your posts. the rat

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  4. different strokes 4different hosses,talked 2 my friend who guides over in the sawtooth country about the hoard of freedom loving folks who say they want you 2 enjoy there brand of freedom,he he ,oh you pesky net nannies, but i diegress,he says"that fucking donner party goes on 4ever dontit?"
    2012 is lookig bountifll
    Liberty Valance

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  5. yes sir these blog owners are the puzzlement,had 1 of those patcom deals back in the spring,the knucklefucker guy shows up and steals shit,some books i loaned him,some of my personal story,no chit,like 1 of my nephews when they were small,wants to be like uncle bill.shaking my head as another day in amerika gets smaller and smaller in the rear view mirrior.
    Liberty Valance

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  6. and i do wonder why he likes 2 show pics of gay guys???who gives a rats ass?unless u got dick on ur mind.
    Liberty Valance

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  7. and thats ok 2,he wants 2 choke a choda down,Who cares????
    liberty

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  8. our whole fuckin camp is covered in dry tinder ,one lighting strike ,the place goes up in smoke.just sayin
    lv

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