I hold that the amount of cheating in modern professional sports is not a testament to our lack of morality, but to our rapidly improving forensic techniques.
No Good Conversation Ever Started With "If You Ever Want to Fuck a Chicken..."
The problem with popular opinion is essentially that everyone has to understand it.
I can never figure out why anybody thought we needed Political Correctness. I mean, if we create a society that is so pathologically afraid of being offended, how the fuck are we going to handle Chinese bayonets when they invade? Someone that gets all uppity if someone says "Sweetie" is not going to take a mortar barrage well, believe me. And I bet all those assholes that accuse people of rascism when they get fired can't build a pipe bomb. Why the fuck does anyone listen to these people?
Everything is funny if your perspective is twisted enough.
I've come to the conclusion that God loves us, but is occasionally indifferent to our suffering. I'm strangely OK with it.